I’ve been having some strange dreams. Lost in a school, mask-wearing, people upset and yelling at me, weird Presidency stuff, lost in airport, looking for lost dog – just some odd dreams.
I woke up this morning after really weird dream about the Democratic convention. Bernie (or it could have been Larry David) was yelling about something so I ducked into a room to avoid him. Trump was in there and started asking me all sorts of questions and I got flustered trying to get the answers out. Then he looked at me and said “You’re Fired.” And I woke up. Very disconcerting.
People say dreams mean something. Maybe these rumors that the Democratic Party wants to replace me at the top of the ticket are getting to me.
Gotta go get ready for another softball interview with the media. Talking to Mika this morning from Morning Joe. Who names their kid Mika? Sounds Russian. Maybe later I’ll have a White Russian. Is that racist? I think I read that somewhere. This Mika interview has a few of my strategists a little worried. I have no idea why. Don’t they understand I’m the future leader of the free world. No chance I could screw up an interview with that kid Mika. Me, get flustered or not know what to say??? Really? To Mika?
Come on, man.