Honeywell

Just cannot sleep. Rough day. Never would I imagine that my strategy team would sit me in front of a TV to watch Trump at an event to show me what a good politician is like.

It was simple. A positive message from the Honeywell plant where they are making face masks for hospital and frontline workers. Very positive message. Hand-picked minorities thanking Trump for being such a great leader through the pandemic. Trump gracious and able to string sentences together without stumbling. Everything my team wishes I was – Trump was today.

Before or after the event he didn’t have an expletive laced run-in with voters like the ones that seem to be the norm at my events.

I’m stuck in my house and Trump now out an about looking like a gracious leader with a great message of hope and positive words about the future of the economy. He even sounded genuine about the sad events and many losses of friends and family from the invisible villain. I think he was talking about Coronavirus, but I drifted off at some point. His voice was like a soft pillow. Maybe like a My Pillow, but Jill won’t let me try one. His voice gave me a little hug and made me feel safe and happy. Until I remembered I was watching my mortal enemy.

I heard one of the team in my basement mumble something to the effect of “how can we possibly beat that?!”

Come on, man.