Still stuck in the basement. Best tweet my staff could muster today was:
“I believe everyone deserves a fair shot at success — not just the Mar-a-Lago crowd.”
Even I thought it was lame. I wanted to Twitter out a meme that I saw that said “Why are we shutting down the US for a virus that has a lower kill rate than knowing dirt on the Clintons.”
I thought that would be funny.
But NO. My team opts for some elitist reference to a place most Americans don’t even know where or what it is. They have no idea how good the chocolate cake is there – although they MAY have heard Trump likes two scoops of ice cream on his … but I doubt they understand whatever it was we were trying to say in the tweet. Everyone on the planet would have understood the Clinton tweet I wanted.
Come on, man.