The Delaware stay at home order was set to expire yesterday. I spent the day trying on masks just in case I wouldn’t have an excuse to stick to the basement.
Jill says the one with the kitty face made me look ridiculous so I guess I have to stick to the black or blue one. I actually liked the red bandana best. Made me look like a cowboy holding up a bank. Like a crook. Coincidentally that’s one of the new nicknames Trump has given me. Sounds cool if you ask me. I guess for my part in illegally spying on his campaign. I don’t know which way to go on that when asked. Either I had no idea, which means Obama didn’t trust or fill me in on what was happening – or I don’t remember. The most plausible is that I don’t remember. Heck, I don’t remember what I had for breakfast. Could also be for the ways me and my family have profited from my time in office…$1.5 billion from China, the Paradigm Global deal, Burisma – and more. My brother, sons. Hmm. Crook. I don’t think it will stick, tho. Never stuck to Hillary. Wait. Crooked Hillary. That’s what I call her. Well, I would give up Sleepy Joe or Creepy Joe for Joe the Crook. At least Joe the Crook implies I can do something and doesn’t play into the #metoo stuff.
Anyway, the Delaware stay at home was extended to May 31, which gives me a few more weeks to figure out the mask situation.
My staff is mad at me because yesterday I screwed up a talking point. I was supposed to say that the Tara Reade thing never happened and my constituents should trust and vote for me. Instead I said something about voting with your heart. And that if you believe Tara, don’t vote for me. That kind of puts me in a bind. First, I said believe all women. Then, I said if you believe Tara, don’t vote for me. So, I basically just asked everyone to not vote for me. I even said I wouldn’t vote for me. In the moment, seemed like the right thing to say. But after the fact, I guess it seems a little off, folks. So what!? I got confused. People are used to that by now.
Tara – She’s believable, credible. I mean, there’s probably a little bit of an exaggeration there. I’m fairly sure I just put my hand on her ass, pushed her up against the wall and held her there while I sniffed her hair and maybe said some creepy things. That’s not unusual. I’ve said many times I don’t remember her – but she looks nothing like she did almost 30 years ago.
Have to run to a call about fundraising, which appears to be very low. Maybe the house included stimulus money for my campaign in their new $3 trillion bill yesterday. They have everything else in there that has nothing to do with the Virus, would have been brilliant to include the Biden campaign! Why didn’t Nancy think of that?!
Come on, man.