I’m getting tired of counting the ceiling tiles in my basement so I started googling things. I figure you can find out most answers to your questions by using google. Here’s how that went:
- Google:When will I leave my basement?
Answer: Hmmm … lots to say on this including Obama strategists say “lock me in”, Huff Post says I have problems that staying in the basement won’t solve, and a few harsh “he’s hiding his incompetence in the basement” — but actually no answer as to when I get out. So, not all answers can be found on google. - Google: who is my VP pick? Answer: Apparently one of the most consequential VP picks in the modern era and I have four black women on the list still. Good to know. My team has been avoiding talking to me about my VP pick since I suggested picking Kim Kardashian a few days ago. I’m supposed to make the announcement in approximately 10 days so…. I guess I’ll know soon.
- Google: Is a hot dog a sandwich? I think it is, but the answers I saw were very mixed. And some poll said only 32 percent of Americans think a hot dog is a sandwich. But who believes polls anyway these days!?
At least I have a fun virtual event with Barbra Streisand, John Legend, Mayor Pete and Jay Leno and a few others on Sunday to look forward to. Maybe there is something on the schedule before then and someone will let me know soon.
I did see some hype on Trump taunting me to do an hour interview with Chris Wallace. Ha. Fat chance. I think my team might let me do seven minutes tops (if they get the questions ahead of time).
Come on, man.