Day 1 and Hershel Walker

The RNC Convention Day 1 was “socialism is bad, Biden bad, we are all white, if Biden is elected the streets will be flooded by crime, Lord help us….” – at least if you listen to MSDNC or CNN.

My team broke it down quickly – on what someone watching might see. Honestly, the RNC did a pretty good job – Trump is a friend, compassionate, fighting for America against the bad guys at the UN, dedicated to putting Americans first, hard-working, interested in saving Healthcare, worries about child safety, a no nonsense roll up your sleeves and get shit done kind of guy. And God Bless America, land of the free, of prosperity, of opportunities for all. And then also a ton of bad shit about me and our socialist agenda.

Hershel Walker was definitely one of the highlights, they said. Line of the night? Can’t remember exactly but something like … I’ve been friends with Trump for 37 years. He is not a racist.

Well, no one watched that. People watch the news and the news says all the people who spoke are full of malarkey, folks. So we are all good. Unless they watch Fox News. Most news viewers (or readers) only hear (read), “what a dark, dark, dark night.”

They had Hershel Walker? A three time All-American football player. Winner of the Heisman. Inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame. Blah blah blah.

Well, we had Donna Hylton.

Hylton and her friends starved, burned, beat, sexually assaulted, and raped a gay businessman. It was a brutal hate crime of epic proportions.

We called Hylton one of “America’s most impactful community leaders.” I called her “an impactful community leader.” This woman. Who laughed while she LITERALLY did unspeakable things to this gay man.

No one remembers the past. Voters are pretty dumb. I’m sure it’s fine. No one is paying attention. And the media loves me, loves us, we can do no wrong. Orange Man Bad. Right?

Come on, man.

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