It’s not fair. They got to see our convention first. So they could make theirs better. Almost compelling.
I was, and am, fit to be tied. Comma La gave my planned prebuttle of Trump’s acceptance speech. I just couldn’t. My speech last week – shortest of any acceptance speech and Trump? — his was the longest ever at 70 minutes.
Nervous Nancy says I shouldn’t debate. On TV. Twice yesterday.
Trump’s speech was in front of a live audience. Standing ovation. No masks. They figured out you can test and put people without Covid-19 together without masks. I wore a mask on stage, outdoors, 50 feet away from anyone, standing next to my wife.
And their fireworks? They said “Trump” – actually pretty cool.
Well. Now everyone on my team has concerned looks on their faces. And I announced I’ll go out and campaign. In the battleground states only. I should have said:
“I’ll govern for the far left on the coasts, but I’ll pander to you in the middle for your votes”
But I actually said nothing. After bungling a written statement about Kellyann in a short interview yesterday, I took the afternoon off. Comma La and my team took over.
I don’t drink, but I could have used one yesterday. Today is another day.
Come on, man.