The Trump Train

I was heckled yesterday by a guy who kept saying stuff like “get on the Trump Train” and other Trump stuff. I’ve heard that Trump Train malarkey before – these guys are so dumb. As far as I know he has no train, never been on a train, and may not even know the difference between a plane and an elephant.

And he tested positive for COVID-19. Which sucks. Because I have to be kind of nice now, somewhat. What kind of asshole attacks a guy on his death bed? A lot of Democrats are excited… Pelosi probably had her first orgasm! And many are already giddily planning his funeral and my ascension to the White House throne.

But I should try and be statesmanlike. And perhaps quit lying so much. It is coming out in the news that I’m lying about things I’ve been saying about Trump. I was pretty sure we had directed them to stop fact-checking, but there must still be a few rogue reporters. I got 11 Pinocchios from so called “Washington Post Fact-Checkers” from things I have said about and during coronavirus crisis – false and misleading claims concerning the Trump administration’s handling of the pandemic. So I may need to tamper that a bit. Hard to continue to spread blatantly false statements about Coronavirus while he has it – could make people more sympathetic to him. Very low blows while he’s down; even more so if you fact check the blows.

I also am getting negative press for continually saying Trump hasn’t or won’t condemn hate, violence, white supremacy, etc. because that is simply not true. Some news outlets were listing out the numerous times and actual verbal and written statements where Trump has denounced hate groups, white supremacy, the KKK, David Duke, antisemitism, etc. over the past few years. The best one was:

“…we condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry, and violence. It has no place in America.

And as I have said many times before: No matter the color of our skin… We must love each other, show affection for each other, and unite together in condemnation of hatred, bigotry, and violence…

Racism is evil. And those who cause violence in its name are criminals and thugs, including the KKK, neo-Nazis, white supremacists, and other hate groups that are repugnant to everything we hold dear as Americans.

We are a nation founded on the truth that all of us are created equal…Those who spread violence in the name of bigotry strike at the very core of America.”

I wrote it down in case I want to plagiarize it later.

But the press keeps asking him to condemn as they print the long lists of time he has. Even the liberal NY Times and LA Times printed some of very strong condemnations. Meanwhile, I have been endorsed by Richard Spencer and have not been asked ONCE to denounce him and his vile neo-Nazi beliefs.

I did get news today that The NY Times called on Trump to concede today. They had an article that said we shouldn’t even have the election. Why let people vote? Just have The NY Times pick the next President. To me, that sounds very right. Who thinks it’s ok to have the American citizens pick the President? That’s so antiquated!

Come on, man.

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