Ooops

Some nitwit on my team had the brilliant idea to take down our negative ads about Trump. Then, release a statement about that. The goal was to make us look like the good guys. Calm…. the Presidential team worth voting for.

But it has left us scrambling and effectively with NO ads. Pulling our negative ads basically amounted to pulling EVERY ad. Our platform – “bad orange man must not be re-elected” – that is the basis of our advertising.

Our real platform isn’t that great. And some of it may actually turn off LARGE groups of voters. So we need to be vague on that. After they elect me, I’ll let the public know my plans. After the team tells me, that is.

My team assures me we can cut a few pieces together of me standing next to Obama and by a sign that says Build Back Better. Thumbs up, smiling. And pictures of me and Jill, too. People actually like her. She’s an easy sell.

The plan is for a more artistic, vague commercial that gives a feeling of security and safety.

I guess that will work. We are so far ahead in the polls, does it matter? The polls are the pulse of the electorate and are rarely wrong.

Come on, man.

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