October Surprises

There seems to be a few “last minute” or “October surprises” in each election.

Surprise is supposed to be a positive word. “Surprise” is usually followed by a fun party, a bouquet of flowers, a gift, or good news.

Not, “Surprise”we have emails linking you to Ukraine and pictures of Hunter smoking a crack pipe.

Me, I love my son. That’s what you do. Even if you have to call a lid at 10am during a campaign to avoid questions from the media. Hey, that’s a day off for me, I’ll take it. I need it.

You love your son. Even if allegations surrounding him cost me the Presidency. You love your son. That’s just what normal parents do.

I can avoid press questions. I have been doing it for six months, I’ve gotten good at it. Where’s Hunter?

Kamala Harris cancels all campaigning after close contact with positive Coronavirus people. I have a town hall tonight. Just keep the surprises coming. We will make it through.

Come on, man.

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