Just some random thoughts recapping some of the bigger moments of last week.
Not that there were any earth-shattering large moments. The most exciting thing about my campaign in past few weeks was the boots Dr. Jill wore when we went to vote in Delaware this morning.
But besides that, I’m in hot water for a tweet about gun violence after two police officers were shot in an ambush in Compton without any words showing care for the officers or a rebuke of the cowardly, criminal act. So, after some of my supporters showed up at hospital yelling “we hope they die”… one of my staff members finally sent out a tweet that showed some basic support saying Jill and I will keep the officers in our hearts and prayers. Seems sufficient.
Trump is defying orders and having giant rallies in Nevada. My team can’t figure out how to get me out of the debates. I actually went on record saying Trump’s USMCA is better than me and Barack’s NAFTA.
What else? Peaceful protests are still being hijacked by violent criminals. There is a poll saying the Blacks and Hispanics are moving towards Trump, and most polls are showing the race is tightening.
Comma La has been almost non-existent in the news. She’s having a fundraiser tonight with Hillary so hopefully she will bring in some cash there.
The NFL ratings drop double digits over last year.
I have a very important Climate Change speech today.
I am worried about the fires in California, Oregon, and Washington. Millions of Americans living in the shadow of an Orange Sky. The worst is the nagging memory of a psychic I spoke to months ago that said if I saw an orange sky, Trump would be re-elected. So, now what?
My speech today, from Delaware so I don’t have to strain myself and travel far…. is something like …. well, I think we are trying to convince the public that the fires were started by Trump. And probably the hurricanes. Here’s the deal. Hurricanes are only hitting blue states. But this is because of denial of climate change. Fossil fuels are for losers. This is a crisis. The west is literally on fire because they didn’t vote for Trump. It’s disdain for blue states. The suburbs are being blown away by a climate arsonist called Donald the Orange meanie. This is urgent. We need to get me in the White House so I can destroy the suburbs myself through government and presidential decrees. I only think modern jobs. Unions. Changing climate is broken windmills causing cancer. Lights make Trump look orange. We need to have more ambitious lightbulbs. Something like that. Through me, we can lead the world and send USA dollars to other countries to solve climate change. With ambition. Let’s get to work with black colleges and scientists. Clean electric. More taxes. Maybe $4 billion in more tax for everyone, but a big burden on the middle class, but I think we won’t mention that. We will sustain communities and decrease the wage gap, not like when Barack and I were in office and that gap increased. Something like that. Let’s do it together. Don’t deny reality. No questions allowed from the press. I’d have to be crazy to try that again.
Gotta go… these aren’t pie in the sky dreams. I’m the only one that can fix the problems. I’ve been in office for 47 years without fixing problems so, I’m due for something good to happen. My time is now.
Come on, man.
Daily reminder that Trump believes that climate change is a hoax.
It’s really too bad that Trump’s worst policies won’t affect your average voter until well after his term is over. And by then whatever we do will be too little too late.