Polls

Weird polls out. My team says “don’t believe most of them” except they really like the one that says I’m 13 points ahead of Trump. Except they say it has nothing to do with me, more about Trump and the polls are mostly skewed to liberal responders.

However some of the polls that they were talking about were quite interesting:

  1. More than 1/2 of the people polled say they would vote for anyone besides Trump, they don’t care who’s running against him
  2. Almost everyone loves Mt. Rushmore and believes it is fine as is
  3. 61 percent of minorities believe All Lives Matter most when asked which statement better reflected their point of view: All Lives Matter or Black Lives Matter
  4. 40% of those polled think I have dementia
  5. 70% of America worried about cop shortage and public safety, the most worried demographic is blacks
  6. Most voters in Blue States say their finances are worsening
  7. 28% of voters feel that media platforms treat and edit content in a fair and balanced way
  8. 30% of blacks say a black voter who chooses me over Trump is not black
  9. Most Republicans want to work through the Corona Virus while most Democrats would rather stay home and have the government send them checks for doing nothing
  10. 60 percent are likely to get Anti-Covid Vaccine
  11. Most voters do not trust the media, and the number of responders saying they trust that government will do what is right is in the teens

Interesting polls. They talked about some other ones, too. But the one they seemed to really enjoy was that more than 1/2 the people would vote for anyone besides Trump. They were even joking, “we could replace Joe with a sack of flour and still beat Trump” or “as long as we keep Biden from talking, we are good” or “we are stuck with Joe, but maybe we will be ok” or “get on the phone and cancel the next month of events, we got it made” or “is there any way we can get one of those face changing thingys you see on Mission Impossible – you know – with a voice box under latex or something that makes someone else look exactly like Joe and sound exactly like Joe so we can have someone else debate for Joe because that’s the only possible way he makes it 2 hours in a debate against Trump” ….

Kinda sounded like they want to keep me bunkered in the basement. I guess the plan is to keep the media going crazy about the Corona Virus as a deflection to why Biden won’t talk or leave the basement. Not a bad plan, but kinda sucks. It’s cold in here.

Come on, man.

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